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When you are nailing a girl in the butt standing up and you hold her arms outsrtretched like she is on the cross. She must then say CRUSIFY ME BABY!
Alan: I was nailing kathryn last night and we switched positions and i started doing the jesus.
Marc: what did she say?
Alan:CRUSIFY ME BABY!
Marc: WOAH nice you get bonus points!
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(adjective) Describing something that is very beautiful, or relieving.
I ate four tacos and then rode the subway for two hours! When I finally got to a bathroom the shit that ripped out of my ass was jesus.
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Jesus is a man that makes wonders but some poeple think Jesus was born in christmas but thats not true ok bey
Guy 1: did you know that Jesus was born in christmas
Guy 2: thats not true
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an adjective used to describe any thing amazing, i.e. taste, smell, sight, etc.
Dude, this hamburger is like Jesus on my tongue.
Individual 1: You're awesome
Individual 2: I know, i'm basically Jesus
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Jesus will be the best person you will ever meet. He loves to talk to anyone who is feeling down and will comfort you when you need it. If you see one tell them they are the best person ever. He will always love you no matter what. If you date one. He will never cheat on you. Even though some of you disagree. He loves to talk to anyone. Always loves to meet people. Also, he is very smart in math. He loves people who are very generous. He hates people who always think who is always right. He thinks that every girl is beautiful no matter how ugly you think you look.
Jesus said to Alyssa that you are beautiful today
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