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Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control
I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"
A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.
What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.
Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.
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Spicy equivalent of destroy dick december, when you jack off into a jacket every day and on the last day you are obligated to wear it.
"jeez, why do you smell like semen"
"i'm completing my jizz jacket june"
They are a very mean group of girls (normally 2) who give dirty looks. And aren’t known till you have an encounter with them. They are the type of girls who can’t ‘say it with their chest’.
Faiza: Oh look it’s the Denim Jacket Girls we saw yesterday.
Ben: Yea. They called me weird yesterday. Couldn’t even come say it to my face.
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(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.
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Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.
After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.
When someone in their early 30s dresses in suit jackets on the const like they are 45
Nathan borja constantly got them on. The suit jacket prick