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Anytime an individual is searching the internet for any form of porn while masturbating in between videos to keep the feeling of euphoria alive.
Mitch: Hey Jasmine have you ever done a search & Jerk?
Jasmine: Search & Jerk?!
Mitch: Yeah!! It's when you're looking at porn and jerking it between videos!
Jasmine: OMG totally! I did it all day yesterday!
When a group of males get together with the sole purpose to mutually masturbate and jerk-off together in the same room, car or outside area. This does not necessarily mean they are jerking each other off, or having sex, it could be a group of "straight" guys who get together to masturbate and cum. A group jerk is generally more than two guys (which is a jerk off bud). A group jerk or jerk off bud is also known as a form of male bonding.
"Want to join our group jerk tonight? We already have four others and there is space for two more".
"I never miss the group jerk with my classmates, it's more fun to watch porn with others".
"Mike has the best group jerks at his apartment, since he has the biggest TV and best porn subscriptions".
"We had an unplanned group jerk in the car after lunch today, Tommy just started stroking so we all joined in. Fortunately i had a cum rag under the seat but my car wreaked when we finally got back to the office".
When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.
Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!
When a man puts his penis between the fat rolls of his partner, who then flops up and down to simulate a handjob.
That man is a chubby chaser because he loves getting fatty jerks.
A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!
Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
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The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.
Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.
Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.