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jewish troll

Jacob Sproatโ€ฆ. The trolliest of trolls, and not really Jewish

God Jacob why do you gotta be such a Jewish Troll.

by Murican American April 10, 2015

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jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uncomfortably Jewish

A term used to describe an awkward situation in which a person of Jewish heritage fails in his/her attempt to actively participate in a discussion on pop culture. Since most Jews are out of touch with issues like athletics, music, and entertainment, they typically will use older slang or urban references in their attempt to fit in.

When Jonah descrived Lil Wayne as "all that and a bag of chips," he created an uncomfortably Jewish enviornment for all involved in our conversation

by tactrash September 10, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

by JCJ August 8, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewish Tourettes

When something a jew really wants to buy but when he sees the price he freaks out and goes into cardiac arrest and dies.

chaz had jewish tourettes when he saw that the bread went up 50 cents.

by s.r.c.m October 12, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


jewish monkey

someone who is not quite polite to one.

<guy>yo, so did you see that one guy last night at the party?
<other guy>i dont know, was it the annoying one?
<guy>yeah, he is such a jewish monkey.
<other guy>hells yeah

by damion February 21, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


jewish curse

having terrible body odor and being a big loser jerk

Beth totaly has the jewish curse.

by carlos espanoza December 18, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž