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Joel Vincent

An amazing Indian kid who kicks ass at life and can hold his drinks unlike his white counterparts. Worshipped in many religions as the god of sexual desire or sexual activity. Also, a Joel Vincent kicks ass at everything. Joel Vincents get all the ladies.

Brock Baxter: Wow, look at that hot Indian kid, surely he must kick ass at life and be able to hold his drinks unlike me or my white friends.
Brock's Mom: I WANT THAT JOEL VINCENT!

by Brock Baxter March 9, 2005

45๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel's Cat

A very fat cat. A lump.

Joel's cat is fat. You have such a Joel's cat.

by Joels Cat Admirer June 29, 2022

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel Cairo

1) A Dandy--a dandy--a gay man, so called because of Joel Cairo in "The Maltese Falcon." Joel Cairo is one of the first clearly gay men to appear in American film. A Joel Cairo is probably a gay man who hasn't come out but is kinda obvious if you smell his gardenia scented business cards.

2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.

How did you end up losing the bet?

That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!

by Cerys B March 23, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel Adams

A creepy teacher who prays on innocent children. Bald and is most likely to get really close to you, and wink at you. He says he has children but probably the result of rape. Major pedophile and that is the reason he teaches middle school students.

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU JOEL ADAMS

by crazycat055 February 10, 2012

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jurassic Joel

To be a 'Jurassic' Joel, your darts skills must far out strip those of other darts players, 180's must come as naturally to you as missing the board comes to lesser players.

It is not uncommon for a Jurassic Joel to also be excellent at Basketball and a sublime cook.

I just got Jurassic Joel'ed!!

by JurassicJoel June 25, 2010


Joel Olivier

very big booty whenever he jumps at you with his monsterous ass

Joel Olivier: check this out!
Me: what do you me-
*booty goes in your face
Me:that is a huge booty

by weasel69 May 17, 2023


pastor joel

Pastor Joel is not only a man of God, but is also an army veteran, doctor, yoga instructor, plumber, firefighter and, most importantly, A Minnesota Vikings fan.

Joel first gained notoriety after his cousin Kyle posted an image of him on the Jumbotron during a home Vikings game. After this, word of Joel's good deeds quickly began to spread

In his spare time, Joel works as a relationship counselor for college aged women.

Breanna: Did you hear that Pastor Joel took time out of his day to help console a woman whose marriage is on the rocks?

Stephanie: That's really good of him!

by Turbo Mosaic October 16, 2023