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Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.
I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!
n. or adj. Pronunciation: {jon-nawr-muhs}
Much like the word enormous, Jon-normous refers to being larger than life either in size or other realms. Such as: being tall, large in stature or weight, having a large penis, high self-esteem, overly confident, borderline cocky. This word can only be used when referring to a person who has the name Jon or John, or any variation thereof. When named John, it's more appropriate to spell as John-normous.
Person can also be referred to as Big Jon or Big John.
Wow, that guy from last night was definitely Jon-normous! I couldn't believe how good he was!
That guy singing is Jon-normous! He's almost hitting the ceiling!
I'm kind of turned on by how Jon-normous he is. He is so sure of himself.
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A literal heavenly being who can make people pregnant by just looking at them. Perfect combination of jawline and abs 10/10 guy, loved by gays and straights alike
Person 1: Ayo is that Jon Bernthal????
Person 2: Holy shit we’re now pregnant!
Person 1: Woah that’s crazy!
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A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.
Chris: Come aboard the lalap
Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!
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Having a completely shaved pussy
During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!
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A "rapper" if you can call some retarded pathetic nigga that all he does it yell, mainly 3 words in his songs. It is very RARE that you hear his say other words than YEAH, WHAT, and OK in his lyrics. A disgrace to hip hop community.
A:Yo, what's that annoying background noise in this song?
B:Oh, don't mind him, his vocabulary only contains 3 words that are mastered, he's still working on some other few.
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the guy that invented the toilet
i got to go to the jon to take a crap
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