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A group of girls opposite to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. These girls, on the other hand, have breasts that are so big, they turn off guys. These boobs usually sag, unless, however the girl is wearing a push-up bra.
Dude, Melissa is totally part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Andrisa, on the other hand is so part of the Smug Tub Jug Club; her tits are HUGE!
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when you piss off of a school roof into someone's mouth, climb down, then let them spit half of said piss into your mouth at which point you both swallow
High school couples are disgusting, I caught two of them drinking the James Anderson Chug Jug while out on a walk last night.
Billie Jean shits in a jug -
Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.
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Drinking in Earnest, especially Pabst and/or Hamms
I don't know what you're doing tonight, but berv dog is hit'n the jug!
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A measure of how drunk one needs to be before having sex with a person. Also used to define how attractive said person is. Usually used in a bar or club by males. The higher the number of jugs, the more drunk one needs to become, hence the less attractive the person is.
Kyle: See that chick over there, how many jugs?
Tim: Not really my type but... 2.
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fire song lyrics if someone says this add them
Fortnite gamer#1:i really want to chug jug with you
Fortnite gamer #2: ur chill im gonna add u
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
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