juice rub

When a dog 🐕 has a itchy asshole and relieves them self’s by rubbing there juicy rectum on the household carpet , hence leaving behind a trail of a shit stain .

I was watching Monday Night football last night and my fucking dog started a juice rub right in front of me ,dragged his itchy ass on my new carpet leaving a 2 foot long shit stain on it !

funky juice

A mixture of equal parts white wine and Sprite. Delicious. Classy!

I poured funky juice between her tits. Delicious. Classy!

Abuse juice

Milk

“Would you pass me the milk?
-Oh, you mean the abuse juice?”

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Guava Juice

A Youtuber who is famous for filling his bathtub with popular candies.

Guava Juice filled his bathtub with skittles.

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Man Juice

the "creamy filling" of your "man twinkie;" you know, jizz!

Women are evil cuz they try to steal your man juice!

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Whore Juice

Any cheap, overpowering and especially cloying perfume. Generally favored by insecure tarts that, cat-like, want to make sure they "mark" their territory.

Dammit, the broad next to me on the train was friggin drenched in whore juice -- I'm gonna catch hell when I get home!

I HATE taking the Staten Island Ferry -- it always smells like whore juice!!

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Ham Juices

The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.

Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!

Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!

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