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any fluid that come from you being nasty.
We were on the couch going at it and I
pulled my living rod out and sprayed her
belly with my Love Junk.
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A ubiquitous term that may be used in a variety of causal, social situations. Actual, implied definition must be gleaned from context and intonation.
Definitions may include:
Hey.
What's up?
Cool.
Sucks.
Awesome.
See you later.
Wrong or improper.
"Okay. Yeah. Four o'clock. Junk-jicky, man."
"Did you see her hair? That's junk-jicky!"
"We hiked from the bottom of the Grand Canyon to the top in one day. I was zonked, but the view was totally junk-jicky."
"Junk-jicky, man. How ya' been?"
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A method of birth control where the tip of the penis is cut off and dirt and other debris is shoved down the urethra to prevent any semen from coming out.
Studies conclude that junk shot is the least effective method of birth control.
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The sound that occurs when Bob Jr. pulls out one of his many Seals of Approval, that he awards to the best set of testicles, whenever he damn well pleases to award them. It has happened on rare occasions, that Bob, has awarded this highly respected award to a single pair of balls in one evening.
A teriffic sidenote, (that you can brag to your friends about), is the fact that in the center of the seal, is a picture of Bob's balls, smothered in coconut juice (the preferred method of lubrication before vigorous ball licking).
A teriffic sidenote, (that you can brag to your friends about), is the fact that in the center of the seal, is a picture of Bob's balls, smothered in coconut juice (the preferred method of lubrication before vigorous ball licking).
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When a male enters a vagina for the first time, it is very pleasant, unless the female has Cunt Junk. When the male enters the female's vagina and encounters Cunt Junk, he should immediately withdraw. There is no way of knowing what is in there. Females can use a wide array of items to incite pleasure in themselves. When one of these items becomes lodged inside, it then belongs to the cunt and is known as Cunt Junk. If this particular female is very sexy, one may try to douche the item out. DO NOT TRY TO DISLODGE ITEM IF IT IS UNCLEAR WHAT THE ITEM IS!!! If it does not douche out, immediately seek medical attention.
Clark: WHAT IS THIS CUNT JUNK JANE?!?!?!
(Superman then rips her in half)
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When a Bunch of Guys get together and hit themselves in the junk for laughs becuase they were dropped on their heads a few times as children.
Jason, Michael and Yamil are President, Vice Pres and Vice-Vice Pres of the Junk Club. Meetings Held Weekly.
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