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J-HO

A diva-wannabe chick who thinks she's the shit just because she has a big ass and coins fucktarded terms like "New Yorican" let alone, "J-Lo." Is convinced that she's barrier breaker and inspiration for all Latinas out there, but she's really just a phoney, trick-ass floozy who needs to stop "Reppin' the Bronx!" Despite her Latina pride, she tries to look a white chick by dying her hair blonde and wearing those ridiculous blue contacts in...what was that music video called?

I wanna buy the new perfume "Glow" by J-Ho, but I'm afraid it'll sink into my skin and I'll get slut rabies and smell like ass.

by Pissed Off Chick July 18, 2003

161๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


5 J

A Five Dollar Joint.

Yo man got any 5 J's?

by Rabid762 November 26, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lauren J

amazing girl whom you wish you could see more often. will make your heart beat right out of your chest.

i just hung out with Lauren J at the ymca!!

have you met Lauren J? isn't she amazing?

by jas-sid September 27, 2011


J Forbes

when a girl is receiving oral sex and has her period

John was giving Jill a serious helping of oral sex when Jill did a J Forbes right into John's mouth.

by CallingYouOut77 August 17, 2010


J-Schwiggity

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.

Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.

by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012


J-Spec

literally stands for Japanese Spec

-Parts that are domestic to the country of Japan

-Also referred to as JDM

Person 1"that bumper looks cool what is it?"
Owner " That's a J-Spec bumper"

by Alex CRX Salinas February 11, 2009


J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl.

I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends

by #3OrDie July 19, 2018