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Half Orange Juice, Half Vodka, Invented by Michael Scott
Michael: Jim! Try This! That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice. I call it Orange-vod-juice-ka
Jim: (Takes a Sip) Wow that is delicious. I can't believe no one's thought of this before.
Michael: I know!
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The Pinnacle of excellence, used by Indian parents to compare their children
Usage of Sharma ji ka beta: Sharma ji ke bete ko dekho, AIR 1 hai uski, tum idhar pubg ke upar nahi aaye
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"Salt Lake City" (a city in the American state of Utah) as humorously pronounced by the Ugandan character Nabulungi in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Broadway musical The Book of Mormon.
Sal Tlay Ka Siti/The most perfect place on Earth/Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs/and human life has worth/It isn’t a place of fairy tales, it’s as real as it can be/A land where evil doesn’t exist/Sal Tlay Ka Siti.
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Someone who runs a puncture shop full time and is a goat zoo keeper in part time. Hobbies include spreading misinformation to discredit truth. Also someone who looks like a cheap 3rd copy of Hero Alom. His boss is a step son of Medusa.
Bhai ye Lavde ka fact checker Hai, is ki ammi ko julab hota h toh, tashrif se ulti ho rahi hai prove Karta hai.
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The real definition of "perfection" as per Indian parents. Best example of someone COMPLETELY OPPOSITE TO YOU. He has qualified JEE,NEET,AIIMS,JIPMER,SAT,CAT,RAT, BAT....and literally everything you can imagine of.
Most important, you can never be him.
He don't attac.
He don't protecc.
But most important, he my parents favrett.
"Vo dekho Sharma Ji Ka Beta"
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Five or Six Whore(hoes), impaled together by a large metal poll or smiler object.
Antwan the Pimp grew tired of his hoes not making any money. He ordered them to stand in line, then quickly took his Pimp Javallin and ran it into all the hoes right in there belly's. Turning them to one skanky Whore-ka-bob
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