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A composting of food scraps, eggshells, and leftovers made by literally throwing foodstuff out the back door and into the backyard. There does not need to be any real or intended garden or compost, and if there is, you certainly don't need to aim for it.
Popular for its ease and lack of waste. As long as you throw far and don't maintain your yard, who cares where it will decompose!
Kate: "This is how you compost, right?" *throws banana peel into backyard*
Razz: "Breakfast done, just gotta trash the eggshells and scrape off the bacon grease."
Leif: "Let's make a Kate Compost!" *toss paper plate out the back door*
She's loving and caring and kind and there are simply no words to describe her. She's unique, and nothing will ever come close in comparison. She's majestic like a queen or a princess. Her heart and soul is immortal; an angel's sent down from heaven. She has the ability to see the beauty and good in others, even when everyone else can only see the bad. A practical woman who will make the best out of any situation, and brings love and joy to the world around her.
Most of all, she's the most beautiful woman on the planet. She almost seems inhuman, because its impossible for any person to be so aesthetically perfect in every way. She heals the sight and eyes of anyone who looks at her. And her lover is the luckiest man to have ever walked the Earth.
Wow look at how lucky that man is, his wife's Ellen Kate.
The coolest most charming girl you will ever meet. No guy really dates her at first because she’s kind of reserved in the dating area, but once you date her she is the best girlfriend ever! She is usually tall and likes shy guys. Mollie Kate’s are super funny and charming. They can easily pursuade you to do anything with their emerald green eyes. Mollie Kate’s love kids and kids love her. She has the biggest heart but keeps her feelings in check because of past issues, and it takes a lot to be a REAL friend of hers. She is super sarcastic and has a strange twisted sense of humor. People are always hurting her but don’t know it because she doesn’t let it show. She is super loyal and will never betray or leave you even if you mean to her. She is also a huge dork, but if anything it’s endearing. If you are lucky enough to meet a Mollie Kate never EVER let her go... Trust me I know
Daniel- Dude how fucked up am I, I lost Mollie Kate.
Sam- damn bro you messed up bad she’s adorable
A Kate moffatt (mo-fat) is not a common creature as it is in love with neon colours and baked goods. It usually has three friends and it's natural habitat is anywhere there isn't any light. Commonly fragile and mean, the creature skitters and shout at its victims at random times for indimidation. That's why it only had three friends. A goofy beautiful creature, a Kate moffatt, if tamed, is a worthy friend.
Example: I saw Kate moffatt last night, she yelled at me
sounds like a dying walrus
OH MY GOSH kates laugh sounds like a dying walrus!!!
Literally my gay awakening when I saw her in Ghostbusters at age 11.
(Holtzman was the background of my tablet when I was like 12 so...)
Me: please, I would let kate mckinnon step on my neck.
Friend: that's a choice.
Me: shut up and die.
Kate is really nice most of the time and has great luck when it comes to boys. Kate tends to date boys who's names start with L and tends to be really good friends with Julias and Julians. She usually is super popular and will probably end up going to prom with her 5th grade boyfriend named Liam.
Kate just broke up with Landon.
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