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The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.
Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.
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When you doggy in a carpet,
how your knees end up.
i was fuckin janice in the livinroom and i got some Waffle knees
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people with knee fetish’s normally are names kaley and usually like chunky guys
person 1: i like chunky guys
person 2: do you have a knee fetish?
person 1: ya!! how did you know?
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Reffering to a prayer. People of the church often use it to seem funny. Changed form of e-mail
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Tits usually found on obese and out of shape women that tend to droop down to their knees. Usually found on bra-less fat women.
Look at those knee shooters on that fattie maggie. She really should have a holster for those.
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the origin of "bee's knees". It is a slang homophone for "business" started around the Roaring '20s. Saying something was the business meant it was the real deal and of high quality. See business definition #4, #9, #12, etc.: "top quality. a perfect 10. met to standard."
Dude, that kickflip you just did was bee's knees.
Dude, that kickflip you just did was business.
same deal.
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Taking a leak while sporting morning wood. To keep from spraying the wall, you lean forward as much as possible with your legs straight, to the point where you think your knees are gonna snap.
I had to take a serious knee-breaker when i woke up this morning!
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