Guched Knife

The act of a knife going through the Guche and through your testies and penis

If you dont shut up jake i will give you a guched knife.

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Butterfly knife

A common misconception is that the Balisong is actually a Butterfly knife, this misconception came from stupid white people going to asia, and coming back with the things.....

A Butterfly Knife is a large, flat shortsword, with a D-Shaped handguard, the Balisong, which is commonly called a butterfly knife, has nothing to do with it.....

Homeboy thought he had a butterfly knife, but when he pulled it out his balisong, I carved him up with these two cleaver lookin' things right here!

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fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

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Knife Party

Noun. A term used to describe only the filthiest whomp step and dub drops, set apart from other sounds by the gritty sex it makes to the listeners ears

"yo dawg you go to that knife party skrillex threw last night?!"

"of course son! my head hurts from all the eargasm"

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jack-knife

Having deposited your turd in the toilet, you look back to discover that its poking out of the water, too long and solid to go round the u-bend.

I had to go and fetch a stick so I could break up the jack-knife and flush the little devil.

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knifed the watermelon

When you titfuck a bitch so hard it hurts. Other uses - knifing the watermelon, knife the watermelon.

I took it easy on her at first, then I totally knifed the watermelon.

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big knife

Something that Strong Bad often speaks of, yet is seldom seen.

I should be doing a drawing of a dude hling a big knife.

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