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A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
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Phrase: used to poke fun at Koreans who are being conceited or are conceited.
Origin: Koreans have a lot of pride. The author of this is not Korean and is actually Chinese. Yeah, maybe China is crappy, but they produce the most crap. Maybe Korea did make a lot of companies and crap, but that doesnt give Koreans the right to keep saying "KOREA IS NUMBAH 1" and say crap that they make LG and Samsung like Roy Koo even though i love him. Dont hate, Koreans, you know what i'm talking about.
Roy: dude i don't know what phone to get
PandaBoyx: uhhh i dont know either but i have a LG Chocolate
Roy: I think i should get a Korean phone because oh Korea is number 1 they make LG and Samsung, oh man i'm so proud of myself.
PandaBoyx: wow look Kenny, he's doing some korean pride crap.
Kenny: LOL!! haha i know man, ta ma deh bun han guo ren.
Spontaneous utterance when an intrusive web pop up intrudes on an important meeting. Common with natives of Alabama. Usually paired with dramatic closure of a laptop.
When a Korean man promises that he will put it in the vagina, but puts it in the butt.
When a unconscious body gets jizzed on his or her lips and as the sperm gets sticky you stick pubic hairs to them.
Oh hey I just gave Mandy a Korean filet miñon
When the thought of hunger is so overwhelming, you consider just for a moment that the flesh of man/woman wouldn't be so bad. In turn, causing one to commit the act of cannibalism. Usually used ironically when someone is so hungry. It's the new way to say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
The people at Terminus were so hungry, they had a North Korean Barbecue.
"I'm so hungry that a North Korean bbq wouldn't be a bad idea." Said Negan
that one Jesus from 21 jump street
"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"