Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

see you later tater

Used for saying goodbye.

See you later tater. I'll see you tomorrow.

Ill play gmod later maybe

When your friends say they will play later but truly they wont and just want to make fun of you and dont want to play gmod with you

yeah ill play gmod later maybe bud.

Later-weed

Weed that falls onto your tray when your loading a bowl or weed that is found when cleaning out the grinder and can be put back into the grinder to smoke later.

Let me clean out my grinder, I may have later-weed.

later burrito

When you order an extra burrito from Taco Bell to microwave later.

I got 2 later burritos this time.

Safe Laters

A small amount of food kept or saved for snacking purposes at a later time.

Justin put the half-eaten bag of stale chips into his backpack for Safe Laters.

Lateral Deprecation

When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.

Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”

Fred: “I got an 87.” :(

Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”