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The best sports league ever. Founded in 1909 as the National Hockey Association (NHA), the NHL is the second-oldest currently existing North American professional sports league, second only to the MLB. The NHL's championship trophy, the Stanley Cup, introduced in 1892, is the oldest currently existing championship trophy in North American professional sports. In 1926, with teams in Montréal, Boston, Ottawa, Pittsburgh, and Toronto, the NHL expanded to Chicago, New York City, and Detroit. The teams based in Toronto and Detroit changed their names to the Maple Leafs and the Red Wings, respectively, in the coming years. Having Ottawa and Pittsburgh folded, the New York Americans and Montréal Maroons were the only two teams left other than today's Original 6. Both folded because of World War II. The NHL would not expand again until 1967, with new teams in Los Angeles, St. Louis, Minnesota, Oakland, Philadelphia, and Pittsburgh. Later on, in 1979, the NHL merged with the World Hockey Association (WHA), giving the NHL teams in Winnipeg, Québec City, Hartford, and Edmonton. Winnipeg relocated to Phoenix, AZ, Québec relocated to Denver, CO, Hartford relocated to Greensboro, NC, and later to Raleigh, NC, and Minnesota relocated to Dallas, TX. In 2000, the NHL's last expansion year, a team was introduced to Columbus, OH, and the NHL was re-introduced to Minnesota. The Atlanta Thrashers relocated to Winnipeg in 2011.
Guy 1: "Did you watch that baseball game last night?"
Guy 2: "No, I watched the National Hockey League game!"
Guy 1: "OMG, me too!"
Guy 2: "Cool! High five!"
*High five*
a person who is not in your classsocial,physical,etc.
i like to court her but she's out of my league i bet she would never date a ordinary guy like me
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preferring the unshaven vagina to the shaven
tom is bush league, that's why he likes sarah.
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A person who starts beer league at a young age, and continues with it for the rest of his life. Plays 40 year careers with dreams of making the NHL. Most players that play beer league often wear # 5 and go have the first name Jason .
Did you see Jason play hockey yesterday, he has like 20 goals in 10 games.. Thats a BEER LEAGUE LEGEND !
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Man-sized wads of great tasting shredded bubblegum stuffed into a giant stay-fresh pouch.
When you make the perfect slide, you're in the big league; when you keep the team alive, you're in the big league; when you block a shot or two, you're in the big league; you're in the big league, when you're in the big league chew
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MLKB is the first men's professional Major League Kickball league ever. Started and owned by FACKA (Frederick Adult Coed Kickball League) President Jason Mecler, MLKB leads off with 8 teams across the country, ( The Maryland Monarchs, Philadelphia Funk, New York Snappers, Chicago Kestrels, Phoenix Gilas, Akron Marauders, Los Angeles Threshers, and the DC Metros) and new teams on the way. Games will take place on professional softball fields. The traditional red ball has been replaced with a custom made, black, size 5 soccer "style" ball with treading and 9 men fielding. With an iphone, ipad and itouch app already out, real teams and major sponsorship, Major League Kickball is looking to take over as the next big professional sport.
Major League Kickball is coming soon to a city near you.
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A competition by U€FA that literally no one asked for, but we have to deal with, that ranks every single member of UEFA into four different leagues, so that the "best play the best" and so that the lower teams won't get battered by better nations, and another way for UEFA to get richer.
Person 1: " Yo, did you watch the UEFA Nations League match between England and Italy?"
Person 2: "Yep, and it was the lamest fucking shit I've ever seen."
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