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1. What Socialists beginning in the mid 20th and now 21st century prefer to call themselves in the United States, usually characterized by being young and often cured through growing up and getting a job.
I'm a liberal and i think the government should provide everything for me because i'm lazy.
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A political alignment that allows women to be at maximum crazy. They can be offended by everything and no one will think they are over emotional. They can protest and yell keywords such as but not limited to "patriarchy" "misogynist" "kill all men" and of course the family favorite "don't censor my pussy". All of these things are of course totally normal. Liberal not-crazy and totally normal women have the advantage of claiming rape for literally anything. Of course some of them have been ligitemately raped and that's horrible, some of them cry rape because a man said hi to them in an elevator. Once again, completely normal behavior. Need a safe space? They've got them and you can totally use them, if you aren't a man that is: straight or privileged. In fact the password for a white male to get into said safe space is "I am totally gay but probably privileged too. Fuck Donal Trump." Does being a liberal sound like its for you? Go to any college campus anywhere to join this pointless but totally normal movement.
I'm a liberal feminist. Bernie Sanders should be president forever. Except for the fact he's a man because all men should die. But seriously vote Bernie guys!!
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One who believes he or she is more intelligent than most. Usually a person who has great book smarts but lacks common sense. Someone who cannot imagine a fetus being a real person. An individual who will one day be the cause of our great country being over-ran by a stronger military force.
A person who doesn't properly discipline his or her kids. Someone that believes others will clean up after their mess. An individual that would rather work out in the gym rather than perform their own yard work. Usually someone who has absolutely no knowledge of American History.
Hey Shauntaqua, can you turn off that liberal news station. This is a Army Hospital where the majority of folks who will watch are Conservative.
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A liberal is someone who supports - liberty, individual rights, market economy, utilitarianism, limited government, individualism and natural law.
Liberalism has two/three main variants - Classical Liberalism, Social Liberalism, Ordoliberalism (Also National Liberalism, Economic Liberalism and Cultural Liberalism - Not proper ideologies that are describing certain liberal view on an issue)
However, thanks to political illiteracy, Liberalism is now being used synonymously with Socialism, Communism, Progressivism etc. Core value of Liberalism is individual liberty, Liberals dont infringe on rights of the individual.
Also a bummer, Democrats arent Liberals.
Bashing
1. Conservative: "Fucking liberals and their limitation of rights"
2. Socialist: "Fucking liberals and their market"
3. Communist: "Fucking liberal imperialists"
4. Communist Alt: "Fucking Neoliberals"
5. Conservative Alt: "Fucking Neoliberal World Order"
6. Social Democrat: "Liberalism has ruined our economy!"
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A person who claims to be open-minded, but when discussing politics with another person with a different opinion, they call them stupid and walk away. They will post on social media all of their opinions, and then once a conservative posts their opinion, they unfriend or unfollow them. The only news they watch is buzz feed. They call others with a different opinion uneducated. They want to "rich" to pay there "fair" share of taxes (all of the income theyes make) so they don't have to work hard. They think the constitution doesn't apply to them, also laws don't apply to them. They think they are the only ones to have free speech. They want people to feel bad for them. They are trying to get the Syrian refugees to come over to America (so liberals get more voters). They think that smoking pot is good for you (that's why they aren't smart). They say Fox News is the worst news station, even though they have never watched a minute of it. They want free everything. They think every country is better than Amercian, but they have never been abroad. They call Carly Fiorina not a woman. They say they are feminists and say that Republicans cannot be feminists. They hate Raven Simone, Stacey Dash, and and any other woman who doesn't think like them.
Examples of liberals are: teachers, sometimes youth, minorites, and anyone who is uneducated and closed minded.
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What you are when you're young.
If you are young and not liberal, then you don't have a heart. If you are older and aren't conservative, then you don't have a brain.
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A liar that's America's biggest enemy. They're relentlessly crapping on American society by banning everything that's free and hedonistic.
"Liberal scum!"
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