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Hate Lifting

The act of engaging in weightlifting exclusively for personal fulfillment, disregarding external opinions or societal expectations, particularly in the context of relationships. It reflects a commitment to self-improvement driven by individual goals rather than seeking validation from others, notably in the realm of romantic relationships.

All these hos are why I started hate lifting

by January 16, 2024


Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.

Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."

by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013


LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.

During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020


Windy Lift

When you fart in an elevator.

*gets out of the elevator* “ bro I just made that shit a windy lift!”

by Pillop June 2, 2022


eyelids-lift reply

Refers to a comparably-humorous but non-verbal version of three consonants and a dozen vowels, and involves using your forefingers or thumbs to manually "peel up" your eyelids and then groggily waggling your head to indicate to the person who requested your assistance that you're so weary that you can't even keep your eyelids open.

Sometimes when I ask my ordinarily-very-supportive sister about helping me with some task that admittedly I **could** perform all by myself but which would be a lot easier and/or more pleasant to accomplish with an assistant, she gives me the "eyelids-lift reply" to indicate that she feels really exhausted on that particular occasion. and so I respectfully "let it go" for the time-being, and then either wheezingly struggle though said arduous/disagreeable undertaking on my own, or wait till maybe the next day to ask my sister again if she could help me complete it.

by QuacksO November 22, 2018


Dragon lift

when your having sex with a girl and you lift her up above your head so you can eat her vagina

did you enjoy it when I did the dragon lift

by mrfuffle March 31, 2022


Lift Dweller

Person or Persons occupying a lift, whose excitement over a non lift dweller's action's reaches an inappropriate level.
More frequently found in easily accessible ski resorts such as Vail.

"If that lift dweller says one more god damn word, i will rip him off that god damn chair"
"Damn, that girl was cute!" "Nah, she's just a lift dweller."

by RadioFoxx January 3, 2018