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I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024


Needle in a haystack (literally)

When a needle is impossible to find because it’s in a stack of hay

“there’s a needle in a haystack (literally)

by ImMaker37 June 28, 2023


skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

by penisslikker January 2, 2024


e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

by The Options July 11, 2008


5-Liter-Tag

1. Derived from German ("five liter day"), a phrase describing a the plan to drink at least 5 liters (1.32 gallons / 176 fl oz) of beer on a given day, which is widely considered the perfect amount.

2. May also be used as a verb

1. Kevin: "Guys! 5-Liter-Tag today, ja?"
Everyone: "ok" *starts drinking*

2. Manuel: "Dude, i'm totally gonna 5-liter-tag today, bro!"
Victor: "Oh, sweet. It's lit!"

by oddsmeister March 1, 2019


Literate

A synonym to 'Write'.

(Lit-er-ate-

I don't draw, I scribble.
I don't breathe, I inhale.
I don't write, I literate.

by Cozmicrealities April 9, 2024


literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face 😍😀

dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face

by user826492017464783829274 November 5, 2023