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a made up curse word used by young children in the 70's
jordan: ugh, i hate john so much!
leif: i know right, he is such a load pike!
Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.
No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.
Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it
Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!
when your load touches your bed
"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"
When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)
Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!
To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
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(n) a hot, messy load blown onto a webcam during cyber relations
(v) to blow a hot, messy load towards and or onto a webcam during cyber relations
ex) (n) Dude, it took forever to clean the E-load off of my webcam last night.
ex) (v) Dude, I E-loaded all over your sister last night man!