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closet lobster

An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.

"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."

by ThugZone July 9, 2013


Lobster Queen

An indie folk-punk band based in Toronto. Nobody knows who it’s members are or where they came from. The band was formed in 2021 and has since written over 100 unreleased songs.

“Did you hear the new Lobster Queen song?”

by totallynotlobsterqueen March 12, 2022


stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014


Lobster Wrangler

In anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a Lobster Wrangler.

by BillyBSevenOne June 24, 2023


Potato Lobster

A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.

I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.

by bad_artists April 9, 2020


Lobster Christ

The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.

Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.

by zx14NINJABOYS13 February 2, 2021


larry lobster

amazing person

memeable

u made such a funny joke, you could be larry lobster

by obviouslyemely April 19, 2022