The greatest detective that ever lived.
This is a job for Quincy London!
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What Americans think The Times is called, because they can't invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don't know that it is a national newspaper.
American Tourist: Do you have The London Times?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?
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Fergie is well known for having had extensive dental work in the U.K. Therefore her 'london bridge' is simply a british dental procedure. Being located in her oral cavity explains why it will 'go down when you come around'.
You have some spinach stuck in your london bridge.
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When two guys take a girl and make a bridge, one taking the girls arms and the other taking the girls legs. They continue to have fun until the bridge falls down. If or when this occurs then all partys have to yel "London bridge is falling down!!"
Hey me and a mate of mine brought this girls back home and made The London bridge out of her. We lasted 5 minutes before the bridge collapsed
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London Bridge β the cleavage between a womanβs breasts.
London, London, London (v.) β the act of doing a βmotorboatβ to breasts.
You london-london her breasts, when you kiss the London bridge and utter βbrbrbrrrrβ imitating a motorboat.
Meanie: Dude, do you know the fergie song β london bridge?
Smartie: And?
Meanie: I think she meant an orgy, by saying london bridge.
Smartie: βLondon Bridgeβ does not mean orgy or legs-widespread or pussy or whatsoever!
Meanie: What does london bridge mean then?
Smartie: London Bridge was downed by fire. When someone makes your "London Bridge fall down", they are making you very hot. (sexual.) In the song by Fergie of the same name the music starts with fire sirens. "How come everytime you come around my London Bridge wanna go down?" equates "How come everytime I see you I wanna get off?"
Meanie: Nah man you kiddin! London bridge is cleavage, and girls get off when you do london-london-london to their breasts! Itβs like motorboat, you do brbrbrbr like a motorboat to the london bridge.
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What ignorant Americans call Tower Bridge.
People of America, listen up while I drop some science:
The Bridge in London which is impressive to look at and had a Tower (hint) at each end is called Tower Bridge. London Bridge is actually a few hundred yards to the west, and looks like nothing much actually.
1. In 1968, an American, Robert P McCulloch paid $2.5 million dollars to buy London Bridge under the mistaken belief that he was buying Tower Bridge. The then London Bridge was taken down, transported to America and reconstructed at Lake Havasu City in Arizona. (A new London Bridge was opened in London in 1973). D'OH!!
2. The bridge that is seen in the video to London Bridge by Fergie is actually Tower Bridge. D'OH!!!
3. British people still laugh about Americans not knowing the difference between the two. :-)
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A popular nursery rhyme that also goes by the name "My Fair Lady." Featured in a popular Fergie song that relates to what some call the most well-known nursery rhyme of all time. The song also alludes to the historic and scenic literal London Bridge that has been the subject of many poems, paintings, and musical pieces.
My favorite singing game when I was little was definitely My fair lady/London Bridge.
OMG Fergie is so educated and worldly--she wrote a song about a nursery rhyme AND a landmark!
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