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parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.

As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.

by Mben22075 November 1, 2023


big lots special

An over the pants hand job, a baby wipe bath, and a four loko - not necessarily in that order.

Hey Grant, heard you had the late shift at the hospital- your girl gonna give you the big lots special when you get home?

by ELANKorenGrant July 20, 2018


sir walks a lot

A person that spends a lot of their time in video games walking, as opposed to using the normal movement speed or sprinting.

"He's slowly walking around, exploring, pick up the pace sir walks a lot."

by Hergifiga April 19, 2016


Sir Mix A-Lot

An amazing hip hop artist from yonder dinosaur times. popular from ballads such as "Baby Got Back" and "Posse on Broadway"

from Sir Mix A-Lots Posse on Broadway

"My posse's on Broadway
My posse's on Broadway
Posse up!
My posse's on Broadway
My posse's on Broadway
"

by Lord Fartquadd December 19, 2022


Parking Lot Pouncer

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.

We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

by Mamahipster February 17, 2012


Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.

Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.

by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 21, 2010


lots o fun

come in the van kids it will be lots o fun.

lots o fun you say well thats an offer I cant refuse.

by Decent Definitions February 23, 2017