UW-Madison

Outstanding university. Usually gets rated as the number one party school in the nation. Full of very beautiful women and great sports teams. When the weather is nice, it is one of the best places on earth.

"you went to Madison?"
"yep"
"damn, you are lucky. I bet your classes were full of beautiful women, you partied ever night, your basketball and football teams kicked ass and you got a great job when you graduated"
"yep"

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Madison County

A small country based county in Virginia that has more cows than people , Girls think it’s cool to become alcoholics before age 15 , and guys ride around blaring a gucci mane song from 2011. Not very many places to eat but they do have a McDonald’s , that all of the inbreds in their ass clapping trucks come screaming through to hangout with their other ass clapping friends from times 8am to 11pm. Cops are really nice if you have the right last name , and the local foods will most likely make you shit your brains out, she’s technically a “keeper” if she has all of her teeth, “incest” doesn’t exist there , and if you haven’t slept with 98% of the football team you probably “ain’t shit”.

“Hey man wanna go to Madison county?”
“Nah man I’ve already watched deliverance already”

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Madison/Maddie

Madison is your best friend. When you first see her you'll think "wow she looks way better than me" and want to change your outfit. Madison has the most gorgeous green eyes, and the perfect smile to bring up your day. Her hair is unbelievably soft and when you come over in the morning shes going to want you to braid her hair.. and then you guys will be late because of it. but dont worry. Maddie will make up some excuse about why you were late. The thing about Maddie, is that she thinks really deaply. she gets herself caught up in fazes. Madisons really laid back and easy-going but its hard to be her friend because you have to get her. you have to understand the little things like "lighting" and stuff. you have to be patient and give her time. Madison is the best, most caring, understanding,intelligent,funny, outgoing person you will ever meet. If someday you become her friend. TRUST HER. because she will NEVER lie to you. you might think somethings going on but you need to trust her because she will be honest. dont care about what other people say or tell you. dont screw up with Madison because although she might have some problems in her life. she will be the best friend you will ever have.

Madison/Maddie

Mikey Madison

Finest person on earth. Can literally do anything to me and I would allow it. Please pick me Mikey, choose me Mikey, love me Mikey.

"who's Mikey Madison?

"Finest person on earth"

Madison Report

The show that comes on during second period at our school. Usually, the host will make fun of some sort of concept at the school. For the first episode he proved that dance was not a sport. It's a lot like the Colbert Report only the Madison Report is actually funny, look it up on youtube you'll laugh.

girl: did you see the Madison Report?
boy: no
girl: ah, it was good one

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Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

Madison (guy

Madison's are all around the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Madison's are funny and enjoyable to talk to. They can always put you in a good mood when needed. Madison's are very athletic and very attractive. Madison's are cute and caring and any girl would be lucky to have a madison.

Dang madison (guy) is very hot I want to talk to him