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Magnetic Lesbians

Lesbians SO gay they seem to reel other lesbian and bisexual girls in, subsequently sticking to them.

"Oh my god, Rikki and Char are such lesbians, they're practically magnetic lesbians!"

by Rikkithemagnificent December 14, 2012


Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023


meta-magnetism

Any combination of the final two numbers--infinity and uncountability--arranged concentrically to create one of 7 colors.

The elements in the combination are number-type, position (inside or outside), and orientation-of-spin.

The seven combinations are: infinity spinning around infinity clockwise, infinity spinning around infinity
counterclockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability clockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability counterclockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity clockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity counterclockwise, and
uncountability spinning around uncountability.

The seven states of meta-magnetism correspond to
the seven colors: purple, orange, grey, blue, green,
yellow, and red.

White (all of the colors) and black (an anti-color) combine to make a color--gray. This gray is the color of gravity or
contrACTtion.

by sandraxine March 11, 2020


psychobitch magnet

a guy who keeps on having relationships with phychotic females

''shit i must pick them, i must be some kind of psychobitch magnet or sumthink''

by senior cebolla August 8, 2012


Magnetic Hands

Someone who steals from someone else aka pickpocket

That woman who comes round to clean grandmas house has magnetic hands

by Doncorelone March 23, 2011


buzz magnets

A magnet that buzzes when you throw them in the air

Guy 1 I'm bored

Guy 2 hay I have buzz magnets
Guy 1 yay

by 👩👩+☕ March 6, 2021


Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.

Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!

by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 20, 2021