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A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!
Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)
Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.
Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?
Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!
Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!
Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.
Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.
Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
When you're banging your girl doggy style and someone is licking your dick and her pussy at the same time.
Him:That couple's massage was great. Her tongue felt great on my shaft as it went in your pussy. Her: yes her tongue licking up my juice while your fucked me was hot.
a pornstar who likes to massage someone or selling her body for a profitable gain
Your Massages friend uses her hand so well
Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.
Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.
A massage performed with the mouth, all over the body. The nibble massage can be performed to varying degrees of biting based on preferences. Other techniques may also include kissing, licking and sucking especially in the erogenous zones.
My massage unicorn came over last night and, after a full-body rub down, gave me an incredible nibble massage. My massage unicorn is also my oral unicorn so you know I had a very happy ending :)
A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.
Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”
The ultimate form of self hate
Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang