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A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.
A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.
A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(
Oh yeah Matties a beach
A Matty Pratty 12 is a type of Male which has contracted Oseoporosis. Commonly found in Mexico and Hungary. These humans are only able to eat bull penis and sausage. 90% of all Matty Pratty 12's are Dimented and can harm eyes if seen. They also like people named Kiefer Theo and Peter. Although owning alot of gucci. Their networth is only 8.977668 GBP and their sense of smell can only pick up burger king foot lettuce
Yo that Matty Pratty 12 just got 9 kills on fortnite
The best friend anyone could ask for. She is always there and happy for her Bestfriend no space no matter what. No one can replace her because she is the best person ever and JD loves her so much. She is an excellent cheerleader very smart good singer
Mattie Fouch is JD’s Bestfriend no space!
Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.
Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”