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When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.
Annie went home after work and performed a Mexican Funnel on her husband
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When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.
Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*
Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*
When someone vomits after too much tequila.
Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.
An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.
Tim gave his girl a Mexican Skidmark last night a few hours after she ate chilli.
Absolute complete top-to-bottom total gastrointestinal irrigation resulting from ingestion of a burrito. Symptoms include explosive diarrhoea, litres of vomiting and a lifetime psychological aversion to Mexican food.
Ay caramba!! This no burrito!! This a mexican colonic!!
(Said with a Mexican accent)
This is when someone is very fat, but just casually roams around with no shirt. This is typically a male of Latino descent when playing video games. To wear a Mexican Shirt is to wear no shirt at all and the only layer of protection is body fat.
Look at Aidan! He's rocking that Mexican Shirt lifestyle while playing Rainbow Six Siege! What a chubby guy!
A mexican-american that was never in touch with his mexican heritage, unexpectedly starts listening to mexican music and speaks more spanish.
My brother was always into to hip-hop music and out of nowhere he becomes a reborn mexican.