A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.
Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!
Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal
This is when someone is very fat, but just casually roams around with no shirt. This is typically a male of Latino descent when playing video games. To wear a Mexican Shirt is to wear no shirt at all and the only layer of protection is body fat.
Look at Aidan! He's rocking that Mexican Shirt lifestyle while playing Rainbow Six Siege! What a chubby guy!
Absolute complete top-to-bottom total gastrointestinal irrigation resulting from ingestion of a burrito. Symptoms include explosive diarrhoea, litres of vomiting and a lifetime psychological aversion to Mexican food.
Ay caramba!! This no burrito!! This a mexican colonic!!
(Said with a Mexican accent)
Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.
Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.
A mexican-american that was never in touch with his mexican heritage, unexpectedly starts listening to mexican music and speaks more spanish.
My brother was always into to hip-hop music and out of nowhere he becomes a reborn mexican.
When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.
Annie went home after work and performed a Mexican Funnel on her husband
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