When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome
Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.
An event or circumstance that seems benign or meaningless on the surface but is secretly immensely satisfying. Inspired by micro-aggression
Getting exactly the right number of napkins in my Dunkin Donuts bag was such a micro-satisfaction.
A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.
She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.
A micro mink is a gift that is gifted to another that can be used as anything, almost like a genies wish.... even though you can trade a micro mink for anything but it always just ends up as a blow job!
If you help me with this your get a micro-mink
A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.
Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.