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A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.
Dude Micheal is being microwaved
a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"
is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook
shai "i like boiling my noodles!"
the love of shai's life "microwave beter"
Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.
Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!