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A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.
“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”
Turns off adult filter in search engine
Opens sock
“Aaah Like a glove”
A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.
"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"
Seriously your looking this up FuckTards
I had some moist cheese on my burger
A moist andy is when a girl is giving head and the guy cums in her mouth.
"Bro did you see Anna last night?""Did I ? Dude i gave her a moist andy!
When your dick is wet from receiving head but is still erect
Bob has a moist rock
Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.
Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.
Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.