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Moist Camping

Another term for camping in the rain .... Moist,Wet....

Anyone down for some hiking and moist camping?

Fuck I love moist camping...

by Bill furry September 24, 2018


moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022


Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway

I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani

by lozzledrawzzles November 22, 2022


Moist Morris

A Moist Morris is very similar to a Wet Willy. To perform a Moist Morris, take off your shoes and socks, suck on one of your big toes, and then try and shove it up someone's asshole.

"Dude, Ezekiel gave Carson a fucking Moist Morris today. I think Carson moaned..."

by EchoCast December 6, 2018


moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot April 11, 2007

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moist mosquito

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.

"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"

by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017


Moist Cheese

Seriously your looking this up FuckTards

I had some moist cheese on my burger

by Moist my Butthole337 February 5, 2018