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The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least
Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us
An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK
She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.
Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."
When someone says something exceptionally unfunny, usually childishly so.
Wow man, you really just pulled a Moist Charlie. I'm disappointed.
When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky
“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge
A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
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This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.
"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"