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The day in spring when all of the girls shed their winter layers and let all of their assets show. Can be any day of the week, not necessarily Monday.
T-Monday is the day every guy looks forward to.
dude1: omg! look at the funbags on that one!
dude2: dude theyre the size of my head! T-Monday is offically here
dude1: SHIBBY!!
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merry monday was founded on the day after boxing day to carry on christmas festivities!...it now gets used on every monday as joyous ocasion to take part in merryness!
"hey man how r u on this uber cool day?..."
"hold up 1 sec...its MERRY MONDAY...i am well merry!!!!!"
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A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday
What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.
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weekly tradition originating at a certain community college in northern California. tradition revolves around taking MDMA first thing in the morning before class. On monday, obviously. see Thirsty Thursday
stoner #1 hey I heard Jeff's just scored some sass- lets celebrate Molly Monday.
stoner #2 sure, as long as you buy the booze for Thirsty Thursday
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to be annoyed in many ways when you talk
today i accidently pulled a tim monday
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Is when you drink so much on Friday Night that you obtain a level that is beyond drunk and the "consequences" of this ritual are that you don't have your hangover until Monday morning.
"Where is Curle today? Why isn't he here to teach this class!"
"It's HangOver Monday he is probably so hungover he is in a coma!"
"Ah I see......"
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The act of going out heavily drinking with the mindset of getting completely and utterly fuckbunnied on a Monday night.
Tarquin - "Hey Julian, do you fancy coming over mine tonight for a dry hump?"
Julian - "Hey Tarquin, fuck you buddy! - Why don't you go fuck your own ass, I'm going out for winners Monday!"
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