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verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual
I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.
A pussy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.
"My wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!"
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A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.
Nah, I'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey.
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An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.
Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!
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A trailer monkey is the white version of a nigger. A trailer monkey is loud, smells bad, has 5 kids with 3 different women (one might be his sister or cousin), and can't read or write. They can generally be found driving a shitty pickup truck, waving a Trump flag, or complaining about how "whites are sooo persecuted nowadays" Do NOT confuse a trailer monkey with a redneck. Although they share similar traits, a redneck is just a good 'ole boy from the south that may or may not vote Republican, but is generally kind towards other people and minorities. Trailer Monkeys usually smoke menthols, and instead of dipping a classy tobacco like rednecks, they usually stick to longhorn or hay they find on the ground. They will generally complain about minorities and " dem dere illegals", even though your common trailer monkey has received thousands of dollars of benefits from the government and generally refuses to work. It is likely they will be able to see the ground inside their domicile, because their house has massive holes in the floor and you can see through the frame. Fine literature, art, movies, and real news are completely lost on this type of primate. They think that Steven Seagal is a "badass", and that Florida Georgia Line is "where it's at".
They can usually be found with their eyes glued on Faux News or their mouths firmly wrapped around the anus ring of Tucker Carlson, Tomi Lahren, and Candace Owens. Trailer Nigger is a perfectly acceptable synonym for a Trailer Monkey.
"Damn, that fucking Trailer Monkey won't shut the fuck up! It's 3'Oclock in the morning and all I can hear is Cletus moaning his sister's name while she's begging for it deeper"
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Jacking off; Male masturbation.
I am going to stay home and beat the monkey.
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