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mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".

The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...

by ekolis August 1, 2014


Australian Mullet

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole

I didnโ€™t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet

by Goblinn February 11, 2022


stealth mullet

A contemporary hairstyle based on the mullet made famouse in the 1980s and 1990s by celebrities such as Pat Sharpe.
The hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. The longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already passed / is too late.

"Wait 'til that guy turns around... he has a stealth mullet!"

by Filk March 12, 2010


Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.

Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.

by Ezel1234 February 11, 2023


Mullet Steve

Mullet Steve is a fictional character. No one knows anything about him except for the fact that he exists and that he has a mullet. He is often seen wearing a sweater and consuming pork products.

It is rumored that he has super powers and spends most of his time fighting evil. It is also rumored that if one cuts off Steve's mullet, the world will end.

Reporter: "Mullet Steve, do you enjoy bacon?"
Mullet Steve: "Darn tootin'!"

by Spunkyjr July 29, 2006

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Baby Mullet

A small almost-mullet but not quite a mullet yet.
People called Cruz & Connor are common holders of the baby mullet.

"Look at the Baby Mullet on Connor!"
"Wow, it's so hot!"

by big bitch boy September 6, 2019

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mullet couple

A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.

A mullet couple would be a fat or ugly dude with a smoking hot girlfriend/wife.

by Randy Poffo October 9, 2007

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