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Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.

Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.

by Illegal Username December 16, 2016


Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022


Murder Jacket

a jacket in which the collar (and sometimes the interior) is comprised of fleece

person 1: dude did you see Rick’s murder jacket?
person 2: the brown zip up with the fleece collar
person 1: yeah, a murder jacket

by cowboykeen February 21, 2023


Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021


french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit French murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 25, 2021


Proxy murder

Death by conspiracy by bastard family members

Were in the deep shit lets get rid of the cunt by any means including proxy murder

by TUPPE November 7, 2019


Minge Murderer

A sexual act during a women’s period. Insertion of a penis into a vagina while said vagina has the decorators in.

Woah Dave!! You Minge Murderer. I can’t believe she let you in during her period.

by soviiet December 2, 2019