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A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs
Eg:
Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.
Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins
One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.
Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.
It’s basically when you have intent of committing a federal crime like robbery. When you’re doing it and someone dies in the process you’ll get charge with it.
2 siblings robs the store and the store owner kills the guy and the other one survives . The survivor goes to jail and be charged with felony murder because it’s basically his fault that his sibling died.
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Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.
"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder
Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.
The act of licking someone to death.
Also: frenching someone to death
Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit French murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...
a jacket in which the collar (and sometimes the interior) is comprised of fleece
person 1: dude did you see Rick’s murder jacket?
person 2: the brown zip up with the fleece collar
person 1: yeah, a murder jacket