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buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

by matt February 5, 2004

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chinese mustache

A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.

The Chinese man loved his Mustachio.

Yeah, He has a cool Chinese Mustache

by Chinese Mustachio November 29, 2013

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Acne Mustache

An Acne Mustache really explains itself. For the dumb ones, it is where acne is covering the whole top lip up to the nose.

Girl with acne mustache: Will you go out with me?
Me: noe you acne whore you have an acne mustache!
Girl with acne mustache: ::cry::

by mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! June 9, 2005

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popsicle mustache

When one proceeds to fellate a man w/ over grown pubes. Once she/he has taken the dick far enough into the back of her/his throat, her/his mouth will be right on the overgrown pubic hairs, resembling a mustache.

Dude - you know I don't give a shit about my ball-fro, so when I shoved my dick down Abby's throat, that bitch had a popsicle mustache!

by Hot Jizz March 1, 2014

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Hot Mustache

A sexual position where in the female partner accidentally farts on her partner’s face whilst receiving oral sex in the reverse-cowgirl-on-the-face position.

Dude, we were going at it and then she hit me with the Hot Mustache.

by Your Dad’s Mustache March 20, 2018

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Boomer Mustache

When you cum on your girls upper lip and brush it with your pubic hairs, henceforth making a white and gray mustache.

Bill: Damn girl, i want to get in bed with you and make a Boomer Mustache

by Yahboi_Skinnypenis December 9, 2019

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mustache brigade

When someone has a mustache, they are then part of the mustache brigade.

-Hey, i forgot to shave today.
-Well look who just joined the mustache brigade.

by bitch basket fagola November 7, 2010

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