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When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage
Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!
A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.
No detail of who he is, what he's like.
He is mystery meat
You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat
A Grindr profile without a picture
Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.
A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none
Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow
Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways
An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot
Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude
Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat