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I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson
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All round slogan. Use it to show that you disagree with a cause and have a hard time taking it seriously. Originally used by Ali G (Sascha Baron Cohen) at an anti-abortion rally.
Crusading speaker: We will not stand and watch while God's laws are being violated! Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry!
*loud cheer*
Random guy: Yeah, and free Nelson Mandela!
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A full nelson is when you take two hits of a joint and then let it go out while talking to your friends.
Also when you hulk out over seemingly small things.
Oh man, I pulled a full nelson again.
Oh shit, she's going full nelson!
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1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".
2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".
3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"
Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"
Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
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Sung Traveling Bob on O Brother, Where art thou? Coolass actor.
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When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.
Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.
What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.