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One who excells at anything in the odd, smart sense. A nerd is one who enjoys computers, videogames, D&D, and other generally nerdy subjects. Either loves or hates Bill Gates, the richest and nerdiest human being on this planet. The word was first mentioned in Dr. Suess's "If I Ran the Zoo". Source: "That Other Book of Perfectly Useless Information"
The nerds will all eventually controll all money in the world.
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someone that is learning-oriented. someday us nerds will take over and all will be cool.
you get straight a+'s? you must be a nerd.
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Someone who attends school and is glued to their textbooks for most of the time and never misses a single word the teacher or professor says. They are often over-achievers who score very high or even perfect on term tests and exams - and many wonder how afterwards. They do however lack a social life. They are rarely seen hanging out with friends, playing games, going to the mall, or going to the movies.
Anyone can become a nerd if they want to or are "forced" to due to high expectations from friends, parents, etc.
How the heck is Kevin scoring 90s on every test in math class? Man he's such a nerd!
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According to my calculations, a nerd is somebody who is rather verbose; employing impeccably proper grammar and a plethora of complex words to describe the minutae of everyday life and shunning slang terms such as "ho," "bitch," and "smoke dem trees." The nerd is very good at math and the greater the understanding of calculus, the greater the likelihood, by approximately 64.58%, one is to be a nerd.
Typically, the nerd is thought to have thick glasses, freckles, buck teeth, and pants that are too small for their size so that when the nerd sits down the bottoms rise up his shins, revealing his impeccably unstylish manner of letting his socks rise up the length of his lower leg from the soles of his New Balance sneakers. A nerd may possess some or all of these intriguing qualities. However, the must crucial criteria in distinguishing a nerd above all other trivial features is an understanding of the term "space time continuum" and the rate in which the person is asked for help in regard to chemistry and physics homework.
According to my calculations, approximately 99.9% of nerds play strategy games and RPGs on their PC or video gaming console, whereas your "bitch ass," so to speak, spends most of your time playing first person shooters or Madden.
The nerd understood the inherit complexity of the ratio of apples to oranges that the rest of the class, too consumed by thoughts of the cheerleaders' exposed mammary glands, were loathe to pay attention to, much less contemplate.
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Calling somebody this expresses how much you truly love them.
I love you nerd! :-)
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A sad, socially awkward person who plays games like Dungeons and Dragons, and RuneScape. Nerds often go on about how people envy them and they will be sucessful blah blah blah but most nerds are just pitied and end up being sad old losers who live with their moms stuck in a dead end job in an office STILL playing their nerd games.
"wow look at that nerd, playing Runescape"
"Nerd: You're just jealous"
*Normal*: Of what? your non-existent social life? your complete inability to make friends? Your acne?"
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Basically ur a nerd if...
1.ur socks are longer than ur wee-wee
2.ur glasses make up half ur weight
3.u were jumping in joy in telling ur mommy how u grew ur first hair at age 15
4.when someone askes u about ur hobbies, u desperately try to think of something other than video games and homework
5.ur idea of porn is a naked picture of sailor moon
6.ur strongest muscle is ur fingers since u totally "PWNZOR AT TEH COUNTERSTRIKEZORS WIT UR L33T FINGERS FLYING AROUND TEH KEYBOARD WIF OWNAGEZ"
7.u have trouble socializing unless its over gaming with random strangers
8.you ACTUALLY use words like "pwnzor, owned!, l33t, and lol" in real life
Bob: "woah look theres a skinny 5th grader on the high school campus."
Joe: "no, he's actually a sophomore."
Bob: "wow he's so small and skinny, what a nerd!"
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