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A photographer whos main purpose in life is to capture your most unattractive moments in a photograph and keep it handy to whip out at the most inappropriate times.
Fuckin Electric Banana..
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Jello made with the highest possible proof alcohol available rather than water (everclear is the best at 196 proof). The resulting slurry's sweetness belies the toxic alcohol content. Electric jello is a staple at frat parties where the objective is to get any girl stupid enough to walk in there drunk enough to have sex with as many of "the boys" as possible.
Frat boy #1: Yo, dude- who's cookin' up the electric jello for the social tonight?
Frat boy #2: Chillax, dude, Biff Skipperson has it all under control.
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A sexual act wherein one performs oral sex upon another, whilst simultaneously masturbating with a vibrator.
'Personally, I prefer "electric head" to a quickie,' Sarah quipped. 'It's faster, more satisfying, and doesn't mess up my hair.'
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When your partner is going down, you tell them to work your ball sack and you squeeze off a fart in the process.
My girl went down on me after we ate Mexican food, so I decided to give her the electric violin.
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An alcoholic drink made with absinthe and Green Amp
I am going to drink the electric death
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When you are using a vibrater and it has a malfunction and shocks your uterus
When I was using my vibrater last night I totally got a electric uterus
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A material which allows electricity to pass through it
"How does electricity pass through that?"
"Because it's an electrical conducter."
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