The act of jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet.
Hold on guys! I need to go goof my moo!
The act of stroking one’s penis
Dude she’s so hot I want her to goof my moo!
The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.
Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo
“goof 🦄” is a piece of terminology gabbi has created to describe something that is either realistically silly kinda like sally or to describe something not as proper as doing your usual but only unproper to you as well as other but along with that , behavior would change very slightly within yourself as in maybe acting majestically towards unmajestic things which is a very horrible thing to do.
Tyrone - aye dudet what was going on with you today ?
Jackaryth - oh yea brotha tutha , sorry bout that. i just had goof 🦄 sometimes whenever im going to work i just start crying because i want to sleep.
ex. 2
E - hey sally ?
S -yea ! whats up ?
E - so i heard the bad news about you and your boyfriend. and i just want to say im so sorry and that im here if you need someone to talk to !!
S - goof 🦄
E - no.
S - thank goodness
false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.
Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.