florida water

a) known to have a permanent effect on the penis, much like that experienced when taking viagra

b) refers to a male from Florida with a large penis. Size has been traced back to "that Florida water"

Oh my!!! It's huge... Yeah, that's what that Florida water does...

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Jacksonvile,Florida

Murder capital of the united states.

Jacksonvile,Florida:Murder capital of the united states.
New jersey: Duchebag Capital of the united states.
New York: Dickhead capital of the united states.
Blairsvile Georgia:Unknown capital of JACK SHIT!

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University of Florida

The best public college in the world in education and athletics!

We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida

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florida man

A loser who relocated to the Sunshine State and brings all is demented mental state, dramatic issues and loser qualities with him. Then, sometime during his life, he commits an extremely heinous crime which makes national or global news. He may not even still live in Florida, but he did. Thus...Florida Man!

The Florida Man, who allegedly blew up the office building , was born and raised in Texas before his move to Florida.

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englewood florida

a shit hole of a town, not alot of people live there. Not well none of. Very boreing there, can never fond anything to do unless your destroying something or drinking alcohol. E-wood is growing and alot of yankees like to come here but we don't like it.

Jenna- "let's go to englewood florida"

frank "i don't want to be bored all day."

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University of Florida

Go see the definition for Heaven

The University of Florida is next to heaven in the amount of win it has.

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University of Florida

A university in Gainesville, Florida that is a cesspit. The people are rude, obnoxious and above all else, uncivilized. The students, fans and alumni all have a sense of entitlement due to their purchasing of great players, coaches and equipment from the profits of their one true success, Gatorade. Without that beverage, U of F would be on par with the University of Vanderbilt. The University also has the worst dressed fans and students in the nation.

Dude 1: That guy has a gelled, highlighted mullet, jean shorts(jorts) and a wife-beater with dip stains.

Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.

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