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A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.
When a man (consensually) punches a person in the face to make it blue, then ejaculates ropes diagonally across their face in a Braveheart fashion, then immediately "dips".
I felt true FREEDOOOMMMMMM, when he Scottish Dipped me.
An embittered, jealous person, who is pathetically weak in both mind and body and usually repugnant to behold and/or a gingernut.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.
"Look at the state of that! What a tramp!"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."
"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".
"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"
"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"
The Scottish is an unfearing breed of human who drinks ironbrew until the day is over, they also where HUGE man skirts and eat haggis daily
What a Scottish person am I right? (Laughs in different country)
A group of people located north of England who speaks very oddly, it is also the home country(?) of Scrooge McDuck
Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!
Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!
Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls
On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing
An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.
The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.