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Doug's Hotdogs. What are you thinking
I opened up shop here, but I had to change the name. Turns out theres already something called a hot doug!
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A small stick that can be put into a hot drink to prevent it from spilling.
Why does Starbucks only offer hot stoppers at the drive through?
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When a girl eats a box of hot tamale candies then proceeds to give a guy head, giving him the sensation that his dick is on fire.
"dude last night your sister gave me a hot coney, i had to call the fire department cause i thought my dick was on fire"
"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"
1. A delicious food you put RIDICULOUS and WACKY condiments on. It is unknown just how HIGH you have to BE to DO something like that.
2. A particularly fine-ass deity.
"Today, I put...JELLY on this hot god."
- Sweet Bro
"That statue of Zeus is making me feel a little gay."
- Anonymous
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when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
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When you're in a hot tub and press your rear end against the water jet, letting the water fill your insides.
Coined by Youtuber Andywarski
Chris loves when Andy gives him hot Warskis
The sillouette of a micropenis in spandex shorts on a roided out lunk at the gym.
When Randy was spotting me, I couldn't help but stare at his hot turtle in my face.