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A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.
Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.
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Some new branch of the god damn military that uses space shit. Every person who enlists becomes a fucking power ranger. Who wouldnt enlist?
"Mom! I want to go to the military!" -gaywad 9 year old "No, unless you become a power ranger because the space force is useless!"-gaywads mom
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I heard ashley was using space racism as justification for rejecting Johnny
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that one chick who really fw space and galaxies
(Girl1): you know lanie?
(Girl2): no ?
(Guy1): she’s in my computer class...she’s such a space bitch
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The area of the cleavage where cookie crumbs, or other such food items, often fall during consumption.
Sarah was eating when a bit of brownie fell into her cookie space.
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An aptartment in Somerville, MA known for hosting large and elaborate theme parties.
I lost my dignity at the space machine.
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The area between the genitalia and anus. Also known as, scientifically the perennial, or bifkin.
1. Last night I had Stinky, liquid Taco Bell diarrhea all over my space bar and she ate it anyway.
2. There was some shit caught in her hairy space bar but that didn’t stop me.
3. Betty white was dripping duck butter on my chest I saw she had freckles on her wrinkled space bar.
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