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electronic cigarettes.
the bigger the better
smokable and goes bang.
a nuclear pipe bomb exloded in my pocket, thank god i was wearing armor.
In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.
The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.
the most EPIC thing you could bring on a train, but make sure it’s the last train to san fernando.
“i LOVE 10 megaton nuclear warheads”
“i am going to send a 10 megaton nuclear warhead to your home tonight my friend”
A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.
Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.
Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.
An situation when the temperature inside reactor core reaches such high levels that the fuel rods (made from Uranium) begin to melt their way down and destroy the reactor.
It usually happens when fuel rods cannot be cooled by a cold substance (for example heavy water) and they start vaporising every single molecule of water nearby, thus accelerating the process of building heat. The only thing operators can do now to stop it is to drop control rods, but it can be impossible because of built up pressure (that's how Chernobyl happened). When the control rods are down, the nuclear power plant crew still needs to resume water delivery to the reactor because of nuclear decay
TL:DR Nuclear fuel gets hot and burn it's way down the reactor.
Guy from Fukushima: The tsunami shut down our water pumps and now now the heat level is over the critical point. We have to evacuate whole wing of power plant and get fireman over here. Tell them there's high risk of Nuclear meltdown.
Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.
"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"
when you get so pissed off you just lose all sentience and seethe until you look like a rabid dog
(reaches nuclear rage)
ARE YOU FUCKIDFGJ KIFDFING MEEEEEE I SPENT FOUR FUCKING HOURS PUTTING TOGETHER EVERYSINGLE FUKCING LEGO JUST TO MAKE THISMILLENNIUUM FALCOOOOONNNXHFSSHDGDHGSDHG