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Cake by the ocean

Not actually real cake by the ocean, it’s supposed to be sex or something idk

Tyrone: wanna have some cake by the ocean?
Tom holland: like your ass or real ckae?

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

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stone ocean

When the creators of a series (television/book/manga/etc ...) choose to end it in the most shocking, unrealistic, cliche, or random way possible. Usually the result of the writers' lack of foresight or ingenuity. It can be described as a "Deus Ex Machina" which, instead of arbitrarily moving the plot forward, ends the series entirely.

The phrase is derived from the "Stone Ocean" story arc of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga, where the antagonist literally destroys the universe. A similar universe is created, but no one there remembers anything about the previous universe and history changes dramatically.

While technically the manga's still called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", the story's only remotely similar to the prior. Most fans were either traumatized or pissed-off. The manga's writer is believed by fans to have ended the previous plot line to remove it's creative constraints to do something different.

Person 1: "Did you see the finale of that old TV show 'Dinosaurs'"?

Person 2: "Yeah. What a stone ocean that was, 'eh?"

by ThePenguin227 December 6, 2016

21πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


cellulite ocean

Someone who has so much cellulite that it jiggles and undulates like the ocean.

I was fucking your mom but before I came i drowned in her "cellulite ocean".

by Mombanger March 11, 2008

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Cake by the ocean

Eating a dogs ass, basically their ass is the cake and the shit is the icing. Also they’re wet as fuckkk so that represents the oceanπŸ˜›

You: hey Sam do you want to cake by the ocean?
Sam: WOOF WOOF
You: okay let’s go!!

by Dontaskaight June 13, 2019

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Bury The Ocean

Am FSD Band From Quincy Illinois.
They really just astrive to be like Atlas Lost Balance.

FSD1- Did you see that Bury The Ocean show the other night.
FSD2- No I was at the Atlas Lost Balance show!

by Mr. HxC November 3, 2008

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting")

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.

Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

by dogfish83 December 28, 2011

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ocean spray

When you’re done taking a piss and you put your pants back on and a bit sprays out of your dick onto your pants

Dude I totally ocean sprayed myself at the bar last night

by Kkdoodoo July 10, 2018

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